you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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