Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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