How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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