I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You took a bar mat shot.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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