I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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