Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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