Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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