So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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