My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
