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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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