i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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