i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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