do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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