I bet he comes in French.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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