Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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