Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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