So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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