Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
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dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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