can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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