In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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