like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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