Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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