Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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