I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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