do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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