He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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