do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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