Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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