Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just high enough for therapy.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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