? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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