Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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