why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
