just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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