5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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