Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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