she looked like the before picture.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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