i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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