So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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