I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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