I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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