I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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