You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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