I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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