alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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