the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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