Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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