I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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