Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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