Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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