people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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