we have officially lost it.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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